Hello all! It's been a fun week, especially with a QB who threw for over 500 yards and 5 TDs getting ripped in the media. It's hilarious around here. I mean, why he didn't prevent the 51 points put up against his team is beyond me. Just unthinkable.
Anyway, we had some fun times in each league, and I'll do my best to review them. With a few fun awards!!!!
Team of the week: You want to know why all the teams in league 1 seemed to score not that many points? Because Rendezvous's Aaron Hernadez needs Anustart scored them all! A season high 222.6 points on 30+ point efforts from Peyton, Julius Thomas, and Pierre Thomas. In addition, every single player on his team scored in the double digits with Frank Gore being the lowest at 14.4. It was a truly great week for his squad.
Dumpster Fire of the week: On_Wisconsin's Riley KKKooper seems to have pulled a kittonmittens and disappeared. His results reflect as such. He had 4 guys on bye weeks and Steven Jackson who is out for the next month or so in his starting lineup. With 49.8 points from 4 guys, he wins our inaugural Dumpster Fire of the week.
Yar Nivek Bullsh Win of the week: Arfuture scored 101.8 points, the 9th fewest points scored, and won.
TexWestern Bullsh Loss of the week: airfigaro scored 144.6 points, the 10th highest total of the week, and lost.
Fantasy Player that deserves Ocelot HPV: Colin Kaepernick threw for 412 yards in week 1. He hasn't elcipsed 170 since. Not even his running ability is translating into fantasy points. I hope you get a swollen pelvis and tufted ears you awful tattooed fuck.
Power Ranks: Airfigaro's Bahktarian Luck Charm holds his lead with an above average performance, and Rendezvous is climbing up the charts past a few league 3 guys who hold 5 of the top 6 spots, as well as 4 of the bottom 8. League two's top guy is Drezdn in 7th and followed closely by Aaronetc's Von Miller Dance Party. JP comes in with the 2nd team of Leauge 1 in 10th.
And per Yar Nivek's request, there are wins in there so you can see the bullsh that is PackerBacke 96's 4-1 squad in 25th.
|BCB Name||Team Name||League||Wk 5 Pts||Wk 5 Pow||Pow Pts||Pow Rank||WINS|
|airfigaro||Bahktarian luck charm||3||144.6||21||115||1||4|
|Rendezvous||Aaron Hernandez Need Anustart||1||222.6||30||112||2||3|
|Noah Jarosh||Volar MorQuarless||3||152.4||24||107||3||3|
|jcollins205||Jacquizz in my Pants||3||147.7||22||105||4.5||3|
|mr leam||Once Witten Twice Shy||3||116||12||100||6||3|
|aaronetc||Von Miller's Dance Party USA||2||153.9||25||94||8||2|
|Yar Nivek||2 Man 2 Hit By Football||2||119.2||13||91||9||4|
|JP||Ex-Packers Burning Effigy||1||95.5||6||88.5||10||2|
|masondlo||J.osh B.rent's Schotch and Whiske||2||128.7||17||87||11||1|
|badgernoonan||FreMason Crosby Secretly Sucks||1||127.1||16||86||12||3|
|Hyatt||Titus Young's Rollover Minutes||1||102.6||8||85.5||13||4|
|brewguytim||Le'Veon My Wayward Son||1||158.6||28||83||14.5||3|
|brewcrewbrian||Cooper Has Arian Supremecy||2||136.5||19||83||14.5||3|
|Hyatt||Mingo Just Pawn In Game Of Life||2||119.5||14||81||16||2|
|dikembe Meiztombo||Slurred Lines Feat: Eazy E||1||139.7||20||80||17||3|
|golfallday||Senior Citizen Sex Ed||2||122.2||15||75.5||18||3|
|Brewerspug||Rex's Comedy Hour||1||79.9||2||69||19||2|
|ObiBraunKenobi||Lefedgedly Smokin LeDoobie||3||177.1||29||68.5||20||2|
|Jeo||Hyatt's Wonderful Post||1||111.6||10||68||21||2|
|arfuture||Riley Cooper Hates Kuhns||1||110.5||9||59.5||23||2|
|texwestern||Val Jennings' MindSwapMachine||3||82.6||5||57.5||24||1|
|Packerbacker96||One Dire Erection||2||150||23||54.5||25||P|
|npetrashek||Russelin up some TDs||3||101.8||7||48||26||2|
|tepo6688||Skittles & Sweet T||3||114.6||11||43||27||2|
|Hyatt||Josh Brent's Blurred Lines||3||80.1||3||38.5||29||1|
Feel Free to rip your players in the comments. And enjoy the week!