Hey everyone, this is your meme man, filling in for your fantasy man Hyatt. Not your fantasy man as in you have fantasies about Hyatt or men like him. You don't. Nobody does. He's just the man who organizes us into a loosely cohesive bunch of trash talkers fighting over who has a better fantasy football team, who is anatomically male, and what venereal diseases we, and the football players on our fantasy teams, have or should have.
He promised me to have this thread up yesterday night. But he didn't. Some Peyton Manning owners are probably feeling pretty proud, and the folks unfortunate enough to be facing them probably have a string of insults at the ready. There's a handy formula for those of you who aren't as finely tuned in the art of insultcraft. This formula was generated by some of the top minds in science, so it is foolproof.
And to start off the season right, here are their words of wisdom
Give a man an insult and he can hurt people for a day. Teach a man to insult and he can hurt people who tease him because he never learned to fish
So Hyatt, for failing to post a preview and smack talk thread, I have this to say.
Your eyes look like a ferret weenie wrinkle, you sweat muncher.
And since you're my opponent this week, I can say with certainty that you will be munching a lot of sweat.