Ben Sheets is...uh...less than healthy:
I hope that he isn't really hurt, and he just pretended to be because he was horrified that people would think Ben Sheets could give up 5 runs in one third of an inning. Then again, I hope he is hurt, because that's the only comforting explanation for a performance like that.
In case it isn't obvious, I want to point out that my headline is a joke. Injuries, even minor ones like this, are a good reminder that when you throw a baseball really hard, it doesn't matter whether you're pitching against a bunch of guys getting ready for the season or against a bunch of guys who are...basically doing the same thing, but are a bit more serious about it.
I hope Ben comes back for his next turn as scheduled, or if not, the one after that. But it's a good time to remember that the Brewers have tons of pitching depth--even without Sheets, we may well have a league-average starting rotation. But I hope it doesn't come to that.