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Ricky Stanzi NFL Draft Profile
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah, yeah, yeah Seven a.m., waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein' everything, the time is goin' Tickin'...
Big Ten Division Alignment: Crafting The Worst Divisions Possible
Earlier, we explored the critical factors for dividing the Big Ten up into two divisions. We used logic and context, which felt weird and foreign. So let's look at things a different way. What's the worst approach the Big Ten can take? Let's take seven easy steps to crafting a truly terrible new...
Hawkster Runoff: Season Ticket Sales Approaching Sellout Status
If the reference isn't already immediately obvious, read here for a little bit. The Iowa Hawkeye football team announced that they are probably going to try being sellouts. This is probably what their Big Ten label wants. Normally if you ignore your label, it gives you instant cred, but the Big Ten...
Parker Executive Search Explains The Fran McCaffery Hire
Scene: a crowded media hall, where two familiar faces sit in front of a backdrop that looks like a blanket you'd receive as a promotional gift. Or just look at that picture up there. Flashbulbs pop and a full room of media faces buzzes with anticipation. Hello, everyone, welcome to the news...
Our Best Guess For How This Iowa Press Conference Is Going To Go
[Update, 3:38 CDT: Having seen the actual press conference, gotta say... naaailed it.--AJ] We're in a packed media room, with dozens of reporters cuing up their recorders. Some flip to open spots in their notebooks. Idle chatter fills the room as a table up front sits empty, except for a stable of...
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Can Finally Openly Lust After These 18-Year-Old Boys... Wait, What?
Happy Creepy Day, everyone! Today's Wednesday, February 3, so it's time for the letters of intent to go out and get signed. Re-acquaint yourself with the commits, make your heart-filled glittery Blingees to Marcus Coker and James Morris, and let's get this party started. We'll be providing some...
AWESOME IOWA FOOTBALL HIGHLIGHT
(We may have stretched the truth in the headline. Just a tad. Sorry.) (We're actually not sorry.) (via.)
Please Stop Implying That the Iowa State Wrestling Team Is Full of Wankers
[Scene: a sparsely-roofed, manure-littered barn in the middle of Ames, Iowa. The words "MEDIA PAVILIEN" [sic] are painted onto the side of the barn. It is the most modern building in the entire city. Inside, reporters sit on cow carcasses and bales of hay, listening as a coach speaks about his...
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Spent The Night In A Very Uncomfortable Bed
Jesus Fucking Christ.--Well, we might as well get this out of the way, right? Anthony Tucker, he of the freshman 15 (except instead of getting fat, he missed 15 games for one of any number of problems), is suspended indefinitely from the team. Guess what he's in trouble for. Go on, guess. You'll...
EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF GEORGIA TECH DEFENSIVE DRILLS
Behold, tackling prowess nonpareil: Wait. Excuse us. We've just been informed that this footage is, in fact, pandas using playground equipment. In our defense, we saw lumbering, ineffectual, strangely-colored oafs who couldn't get out of their own way and we just, y'know, made the simple...
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