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Brian B's wife is one morbid lady: The Bereavement Pool, Season 1, final standings

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It's all over, and nothing has changed since my last post a week or so ago, so I'm ready to finalize the standings. Congrats again to Brian B's wife. She tied for the league lead in hits (4) and outpointed my roommate and me for top honors. 

The final rankings:

1. ($120) Brian B's wife: 197 points (Charlton Heston, Robert Mondavi, Bo Diddley, Studs Terkel)
2. ($20) boobs: 185 points (Bobby Murcer, Tony Snow)
3. ($10) boobs' roommate: 166 points (Charlton Heston, Jesse Helms, Sammy Baugh, W. Mark Felt)
4. Red Menace: 164 points (Charlton Heston, Bo Diddley, Harold Pinter, W. Mark Felt)
5. ctnyc:  136 points (Harvey Korman, Paul Newman)
6. Alan: 128 points (Bo Diddley, Edna Parker, Harold Pinter)
7. 3 fast: 66 points (Estelle Getty)
8. Madville: 61 points (Bob Howsam)
9. Man Mountain: 47 points (Harold Pinter)
10. BLee: 41 points (Charlton Heston)
10. JD: 41 points (Charlton Heston)
10. JD's wife: 41 points (Charlton Heston)
13: Gray: 39 points (Jesse Helms)

I got a strange amount of satisfaction from this pool this year. Thanks to everyone. Every time a famous person died I ran to the computer to see if the standings changed. It's really a horrible thing, depending on how you look at it, but it adds spice to life, and what fun is life without the reminder that we're still cheating death?

The biggest surprise to me was some of the folks who didn't die. Castro is still alive, as are Billy Graham and Amy Winehouse. Some of the picks that didn't hit this year will be hard to avoid in the 2009 pool.

So I've heard from a few folks who want in/back in for Season 2. These are folks who have confirmed their interest:

boobs
boobs' former roommate
boobs' mom
man mountain
brendan
cesarhernandez
madville
joshuaR (plus maybe a wife)
BK
tHan
caleb

That's 11 or 12, and I think I'll have a few more on my side of the family join in, plus I haven't heard from some of this year's participants (menace, 3fast, BLee, brianb +wife, ctnyc, gray?) We stand to have a much bigger pot this year, and if we stick with $20 for second and $10 for third, there could be a lot at stake for the winner. $10 is a good entry amount, I think, and if we get a lot of people we might expand the second- and third-place prize and maybe add a kickback for fourth. 

If you're interested, check out the rules from last year. I'll make a new form with a couple updated rules for the enrollment posts, which should come in a week or two with the pool starting february 1. At this point I just want to get an idea of how many contestants we'll have.

-Rick

Check here for the originial post.

 

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Bereavement Pool: The Final Update

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Many buckets have been kicked since the last update, boosting Brian B's wife into the lead and boobs' roommate potentially onto the podium. Harold Pinter (Red Menace, Man Mountain and Alan) and  "Deep Throat" (Red Menace, boobs' roommate) met their demises, as did Sammy Baugh (boobs' roommate), Old Edna Parker (Alan) and Studs Terkel (Mrs. B). Everyone but Brian B and my mom have hit something.

I'm curious who all will want to play again next year. I'm definitely open to running the thing again. It shouldn't be too much work to roll the thing over, although there's probably not enough time to start by Jan. 1. Maybe if we do another, we'll run it from Feb. 1-Dec. 31. Anyone interested?

Remember, the contest runs though 11:59 p.m. on December 31, so we've got about a week to go. Good luck to those in the hunt!

Here are the updated rankings. Let me know if I've fucked something up:

1. Brian B's wife: 197 points (Charlton Heston, Robert Mondavi, Bo Diddley, Studs Terkel)
2. boobs: 185 points (Bobby Murcer, Tony Snow)
3. boobs' roommate: 166 points (Charlton Heston, Jesse Helms, Sammy Baugh, W. Mark Felt)
4. Red Menace: 164 points (Charlton Heston, Bo Diddley, Harold Pinter, W. Mark Felt)
5. ctnyc:  136 points (Harvey Korman, Paul Newman)
6. Alan: 128 points (Bo Diddley, Edna Parker, Harold Pinter)
7. 3 fast: 66 points (Estelle Getty)
8. Madville: 61 points (Bob Howsam)
9. Man Mountain: 47 points (Harold Pinter)
10. BLee: 41 points (Charlton Heston)
10. JD: 41 points (Charlton Heston)
10. JD's wife: 41 points (Charlton Heston)
13: Gray: 39 points (Jesse Helms)

And here are the updated rosters:

3 fast

  1. Stephen Hawking
  2. Phyllis Diller
  3. Queen Elizabeth II
  4. Mary Kate Olsen $$
  5. Keith Richards
  6. Cesar Laurean $$
  7. Nelson Mandela $$
  8. Dick Vitale $$
  9. Dick Clark
  10. Joe Paterno $$
  11. Fidel Castro
  12. Yogi Berra $$
  13. Ariel Sharon
  14. Stan Musial $$
  15. Jerry Lewis $$
  16. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  17. John Wooden
  18. Jack Kevorkian
  19. Billy Graham
  20. Estelle Getty $$

  21. Alan

  22. Dom DeLouise $$
  23. Jack Klugman
  24. Margaret Thatcher
  25. Gary Glitter $$
  26. Kenny Baker $$
  27. David Prowse $$
  28. Stephen Hawking
  29. Lester "Beetlejuice" Green $$
  30. Lou Henson $$
  31. Hamid Karzai
  32. Bo Diddley
  33. Diego Maradona $$
  34. Pervez Musharraf
  35. Roger Ebert
  36. Andy Fordham $$
  37. Harold Pinter
  38. Roh Tae-woo $$
  39. Sirajuddin Haqqani $$
  40. Howard Dill $$
  41. Edna Parker $$

  42. BLee

  43. Kirk Douglas
  44. Charlton Heston
  45. George H.W. Bush
  46. Al Davis $$
  47. Billy Graham
  48. Bilawal Bhutto Zardari $$
  49. George Steinbrenner
  50. B.B. King $$
  51. Omar bin Laden $$
  52. James Earl Jones $$
  53. Charlie Watts $$
  54. Ralph Wilson $$
  55. Jimmy Carter
  56. Amy Winehouse
  57. Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka $$
  58. Abe Vigoda
  59. Pete Doherty
  60. Paul McCartney $$
  61. Fidel Castro
  62. Eddie Van Halen $$

  63. boobs

  64. Amy Winehouse
  65. Farrah Fawcett
  66. Elizabeth Edwards
  67. Fidel Castro
  68. Tony Snow $$
  69. Tony Yayo $$
  70. Bobby Murcer $$
  71. Muhammad Ali
  72. Soupy Sales $$
  73. George Steinbrenner
  74. Prodigy from Mobb Deep $$
  75. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  76. Billy Graham
  77. Lil Wayne $$
  78. Jack Kevorkian
  79. Doyle Brunson $$
  80. Fyvush Finkel $$
  81. Sen. Robert Byrd $$
  82. Pete Doherty
  83. Bob Barker

  84. boobs' mom

  85. Barack Obama $$
  86. Dick Cheney
  87. Keith Richards
  88. Ernest Borgnine
  89. Phyllis Diller
  90. Ted Kennedy $$
  91. Jimmy Carter
  92. John Travolta $$
  93. Farrah Fawcett
  94. Elizabeth Edwards
  95. Kirk Douglas
  96. Colin Farrell $$
  97. Joan Collins $$
  98. Elizabeth Taylor
  99. Liza Minelli $$
  100. Robin Williams $$
  101. Loretta Lynn $$
  102. Brigitte Nielsen $$
  103. Connie Stevens $$
  104. John Daly $$

  105. boobs' roommate

  106. Elizabeth Edwards
  107. John Wooden
  108. W. Mark Felt
  109. Ariel Sharon
  110. Billy Graham
  111. Ralph Stanley $$
  112. Sammy Baugh $$
  113. Lee MacPhail $$
  114. Bobby Doerr $$
  115. Russell Watson $$
  116. Charlton Heston
  117. Jesse Helms
  118. Fidel Castro
  119. Karl Malden
  120. Prince Philip $$
  121. Margaret Thatcher
  122. Ali al-Sistani $$
  123. Betty Ford
  124. Stuart Scott $$
  125. Kirk Douglas

  126. Brian B

  127. Mike Tyson ## $$
  128. Ralph Houk $$
  129. Billy Graham
  130. Ed McMahon $$
  131. John Wooden
  132. Elizabeth Edwards
  133. Millvina Dean $$
  134. Kirk Douglas
  135. Elizabeth Taylor
  136. Paul Harvey
  137. Ariel Sharon
  138. Walter Cronkite
  139. Orlando Thomas $$
  140. Larry Hagman $$
  141. Andy Griffith
  142. Don Baylor $$
  143. Rowdy Roddy Piper $$
  144. Farrah Fawcett
  145. Steve Smith (former Raiders running back) $$
  146. Gary Coleman $$

  147. Brian B's wife

  148. Fidel Castro
  149. Ariel Sharon
  150. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
  151. Studs Terkel $$
  152. Jack Klugman
  153. Kirk Douglas
  154. Charlton Heston
  155. Paul Harvey
  156. Bo Diddley
  157. Olivia de Havilland $$
  158. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  159. Britney Spears ##
  160. Roger Ebert
  161. Ron Santo
  162. Miep Gies $$
  163. Hamid Karzai
  164. Amy Winehouse
  165. Karl Malden
  166. Betty Ford
  167. Robert Mondavi $$

  168. ctnyc

  169. Harvey Korman $$
  170. Karl Malden
  171. Andy Griffith
  172. Pervez Musharraf
  173. Fidel Castro
  174. John Wooden
  175. Paul Newman $$
  176. Dick Clark
  177. Robert Downey Jr. $$
  178. Jack Klugman
  179. Monte Irvin $$
  180. Robert McNamara $$
  181. Amy Winehouse
  182. Conrad Dobler $$
  183. Nancy Reagan
  184. George H.W. Bush
  185. Phyllis Diller
  186. Abe Vigoda
  187. Muhammad Ali
  188. Walter Cronkite

  189. Gray

  190. Doris Lessing $$
  191. Rick Majerus $$
  192. Pete Doherty
  193. Amy Winehouse
  194. Haley Joel Osment $$
  195. Jesse Helms
  196. Farrah Fawcett
  197. Betty Ford
  198. Fidel Castro
  199. Pervez Musharraf
  200. Jack Kevorkian
  201. Ariel Sharon
  202. Kirk Douglas
  203. Louis Farrakhan
  204. Billy Graham
  205. Kenneth Arrow $$
  206. Paul Samuelson $$
  207. Ronald Coase $$
  208. Maya Angelou $$
  209. Nadine Gordimer $$

  210. JD

  211. Muhammed Ali
  212. Elizabeth Taylor
  213. Amy Winehouse
  214. Pete Doherty
  215. Andy Dick $$
  216. Bob Barker
  217. Charlton Heston
  218. John Wooden
  219. Barbara Bush $$
  220. Kirstie Alley $$
  221. Queen Elizabeth
  222. Abe Vigoda
  223. Gerald Ford ++
  224. Fidel Castro
  225. JD Salinger $$

  226. JD's wife

  227. Britney Spears $$
  228. Lindsay Lohan $$
  229. Betty White $$
  230. Hillary Clinton $$
  231. Clint Eastwood $$
  232. Gladys Knight $$
  233. Harry Morgan $$
  234. Courtney Love
  235. Charlton Heston
  236. Dick Clark
  237. Elizabeth Taylor
  238. Amy Whinehouse
  239. Mickey Rooney $$
  240. Lady Bird Johnson ++
  241. Fidel Castro

  242. Madville

  243. Bob Howsam $$
  244. Bill Clinton $$
  245. Sally Field $$
  246. Michael Vick $$
  247. Rush Lumbaugh $$
  248. Courtney Love
  249. Wolfgang Puck $$
  250. Stephen Hawking
  251. Morgan Freeman $$
  252. George Lucas $$
  253. Hal Holbrook $$
  254. Boy George $$
  255. David Lee Roth $$
  256. Mary Tyler Moore $$
  257. Jack Nicholson $$
  258. Elton John $$
  259. Dick Cheney
  260. Josh Hamilton $$
  261. David Copperfield $$
  262. Jane Fonda $$

  263. Man Mountain

  264.  John Wooden
  265.  Ernest Borgnine
  266.  Billy Graham
  267.  Seamus Heaney $$
  268.  Nancy Reagan
  269.  Sir Bobby Robson $$
  270.  George Mitchell $$
  271.  Stephen Baldwin $$
  272.  Patricia Neal $$
  273. Maxine Kumin $$
  274. Natasha Lyonne $$
  275. Ruth Bader Ginsburg $$
  276. Elizabeth Taylor
  277. Muhammad Ali
  278. Ed Asner $$
  279. Harold Pinter
  280. Adam "Pacman" Jones $$
  281. Amy Winehouse
  282. Bashar Assad $$
  283. Stephen Hawking

  284. Red Menace

  285. Farrah Fawcett
  286. Ron Springs $$
  287. Muhammad Ali
  288. Stephen Hawking
  289. Ron Santo
  290. Louis Farrakhan
  291. George Steinbrenner
  292. Harold Pinter
  293. Ronnie Biggs  $$
  294. Jack Kevorkian
  295. Ariel Sharon
  296. Bo Diddley
  297. Fidel Castro
  298. Charlton Heston
  299. W. Mark Felt
  300. Peter O'Toole $$
  301. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
  302. Billy Graham
  303. Kirk Douglas
  304. King-Father Norodom Sihanouk $$

Legend:
$$
: Unique pick, worth 25-point bonus.
++: JD and wife entered only 15 picks, and each picked a person who was already dead. I got their entries right up against the deadline, so they have accepted their disadvantaged fate.
##: Replaced Steve Fossett.

Check here for the originial post.

 

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Bereavement Pool Update: Stayin Alive

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We're entering the home stretch, but there's been a whole lotta livin' goin on. Since my last update on July 16, only 2 entries have croaked: Estelle Getty (3 fast) and Paul Newman (ctnyc), both unique picks. 

Remember, the contest runs though 11:59 p.m. on December 31. 

Here are the updated rankings:

1. boobs: 185 points (Bobby Murcer, Tony Snow)
2. Brian B's wife: 143 points (Charlton Heston, Robert Mondavi, Bo Diddley)
3. ctnyc:  136 points (Harvey Korman, Paul Newman)
4. Red Menace: 87 points (Charlton Heston, Bo Diddley)
5. boobs' roommate: 80 points (Charlton Heston, Jesse Helms)
6. 3 fast: 66 points (Estelle Getty)
7. Madville: 61 points (Bob Howsam)
8. Alan: 46 points (Bo Diddley)
9. BLee: 41 points (Charlton Heston)
9. JD: 41 points (Charlton Heston)
9. JD's wife: 41 points (Charlton Heston)

And here are the updated rosters:

3 fast

  1. Stephen Hawking
  2. Phyllis Diller
  3. Queen Elizabeth II
  4. Mary Kate Olsen $$
  5. Keith Richards
  6. Cesar Laurean $$
  7. Nelson Mandela $$
  8. Dick Vitale $$
  9. Dick Clark
  10. Joe Paterno $$
  11. Fidel Castro
  12. Yogi Berra $$
  13. Ariel Sharon
  14. Stan Musial $$
  15. Jerry Lewis $$
  16. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  17. John Wooden
  18. Jack Kevorkian
  19. Billy Graham
  20. Estelle Getty $$

  21. Alan

  22. Dom DeLouise $$
  23. Jack Klugman
  24. Margaret Thatcher
  25. Gary Glitter $$
  26. Kenny Baker $$
  27. David Prowse $$
  28. Stephen Hawking
  29. Lester "Beetlejuice" Green $$
  30. Lou Henson $$
  31. Hamid Karzai
  32. Bo Diddley
  33. Diego Maradona $$
  34. Pervez Musharraf
  35. Roger Ebert
  36. Andy Fordham $$
  37. Harold Pinter
  38. Roh Tae-woo $$
  39. Sirajuddin Haqqani $$
  40. Howard Dill $$
  41. Edna Parker $$

  42. BLee

  43. Kirk Douglas
  44. Charlton Heston
  45. George H.W. Bush
  46. Al Davis $$
  47. Billy Graham
  48. Bilawal Bhutto Zardari $$
  49. George Steinbrenner
  50. B.B. King $$
  51. Omar bin Laden $$
  52. James Earl Jones $$
  53. Charlie Watts $$
  54. Ralph Wilson $$
  55. Jimmy Carter
  56. Amy Winehouse
  57. Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka $$
  58. Abe Vigoda
  59. Pete Doherty
  60. Paul McCartney $$
  61. Fidel Castro
  62. Eddie Van Halen $$

  63. boobs

  64. Amy Winehouse
  65. Farrah Fawcett
  66. Elizabeth Edwards
  67. Fidel Castro
  68. Tony Snow $$
  69. Tony Yayo $$
  70. Bobby Murcer $$
  71. Muhammad Ali
  72. Soupy Sales $$
  73. George Steinbrenner
  74. Prodigy from Mobb Deep $$
  75. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  76. Billy Graham
  77. Lil Wayne $$
  78. Jack Kevorkian
  79. Doyle Brunson $$
  80. Fyvush Finkel $$
  81. Sen. Robert Byrd $$
  82. Pete Doherty
  83. Bob Barker

  84. boobs' mom

  85. Barack Obama $$
  86. Dick Cheney
  87. Keith Richards
  88. Ernest Borgnine
  89. Phyllis Diller
  90. Ted Kennedy $$
  91. Jimmy Carter
  92. John Travolta $$
  93. Farrah Fawcett
  94. Elizabeth Edwards
  95. Kirk Douglas
  96. Colin Farrell $$
  97. Joan Collins $$
  98. Elizabeth Taylor
  99. Liza Minelli $$
  100. Robin Williams $$
  101. Loretta Lynn $$
  102. Brigitte Nielsen $$
  103. Connie Stevens $$
  104. John Daly $$

  105. boobs' roommate

  106. Elizabeth Edwards
  107. John Wooden
  108. W. Mark Felt
  109. Ariel Sharon
  110. Billy Graham
  111. Ralph Stanley $$
  112. Sammy Baugh $$
  113. Lee MacPhail $$
  114. Bobby Doerr $$
  115. Russell Watson $$
  116. Charlton Heston
  117. Jesse Helms
  118. Fidel Castro
  119. Karl Malden
  120. Prince Philip $$
  121. Margaret Thatcher
  122. Ali al-Sistani $$
  123. Betty Ford
  124. Stuart Scott $$
  125. Kirk Douglas

  126. Brian B

  127. Mike Tyson ## $$
  128. Ralph Houk $$
  129. Billy Graham
  130. Ed McMahon $$
  131. John Wooden
  132. Elizabeth Edwards
  133. Millvina Dean $$
  134. Kirk Douglas
  135. Elizabeth Taylor
  136. Paul Harvey
  137. Ariel Sharon
  138. Walter Cronkite
  139. Orlando Thomas $$
  140. Larry Hagman $$
  141. Andy Griffith
  142. Don Baylor $$
  143. Rowdy Roddy Piper $$
  144. Farrah Fawcett
  145. Steve Smith (former Raiders running back) $$
  146. Gary Coleman $$

  147. Brian B's wife

  148. Fidel Castro
  149. Ariel Sharon
  150. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
  151. Studs Terkel $$
  152. Jack Klugman
  153. Kirk Douglas
  154. Charlton Heston
  155. Paul Harvey
  156. Bo Diddley
  157. Olivia de Havilland $$
  158. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  159. Britney Spears ##
  160. Roger Ebert
  161. Ron Santo
  162. Miep Gies $$
  163. Hamid Karzai
  164. Amy Winehouse
  165. Karl Malden
  166. Betty Ford
  167. Robert Mondavi $$

  168. ctnyc

  169. Harvey Korman $$
  170. Karl Malden
  171. Andy Griffith
  172. Pervez Musharraf
  173. Fidel Castro
  174. John Wooden
  175. Paul Newman $$
  176. Dick Clark
  177. Robert Downey Jr. $$
  178. Jack Klugman
  179. Monte Irvin $$
  180. Robert McNamara $$
  181. Amy Winehouse
  182. Conrad Dobler $$
  183. Nancy Reagan
  184. George H.W. Bush
  185. Phyllis Diller
  186. Abe Vigoda
  187. Muhammad Ali
  188. Walter Cronkite

  189. Gray

  190. Doris Lessing $$
  191. Rick Majerus $$
  192. Pete Doherty
  193. Amy Winehouse
  194. Haley Joel Osment $$
  195. Jesse Helms
  196. Farrah Fawcett
  197. Betty Ford
  198. Fidel Castro
  199. Pervez Musharraf
  200. Jack Kevorkian
  201. Ariel Sharon
  202. Kirk Douglas
  203. Louis Farrakhan
  204. Billy Graham
  205. Kenneth Arrow $$
  206. Paul Samuelson $$
  207. Ronald Coase $$
  208. Maya Angelou $$
  209. Nadine Gordimer $$

  210. JD

  211. Muhammed Ali
  212. Elizabeth Taylor
  213. Amy Winehouse
  214. Pete Doherty
  215. Andy Dick $$
  216. Bob Barker
  217. Charlton Heston
  218. John Wooden
  219. Barbara Bush $$
  220. Kirstie Alley $$
  221. Queen Elizabeth
  222. Abe Vigoda
  223. Gerald Ford ++
  224. Fidel Castro
  225. JD Salinger $$

  226. JD's wife

  227. Britney Spears $$
  228. Lindsay Lohan $$
  229. Betty White $$
  230. Hillary Clinton $$
  231. Clint Eastwood $$
  232. Gladys Knight $$
  233. Harry Morgan $$
  234. Courtney Love
  235. Charlton Heston
  236. Dick Clark
  237. Elizabeth Taylor
  238. Amy Whinehouse
  239. Mickey Rooney $$
  240. Lady Bird Johnson ++
  241. Fidel Castro

  242. Madville

  243. Bob Howsam $$
  244. Bill Clinton $$
  245. Sally Field $$
  246. Michael Vick $$
  247. Rush Lumbaugh $$
  248. Courtney Love
  249. Wolfgang Puck $$
  250. Stephen Hawking
  251. Morgan Freeman $$
  252. George Lucas $$
  253. Hal Holbrook $$
  254. Boy George $$
  255. David Lee Roth $$
  256. Mary Tyler Moore $$
  257. Jack Nicholson $$
  258. Elton John $$
  259. Dick Cheney
  260. Josh Hamilton $$
  261. David Copperfield $$
  262. Jane Fonda $$

  263. Man Mountain

  264.  John Wooden
  265.  Ernest Borgnine
  266.  Billy Graham
  267.  Seamus Heaney $$
  268.  Nancy Reagan
  269.  Sir Bobby Robson $$
  270.  George Mitchell $$
  271.  Stephen Baldwin $$
  272.  Patricia Neal $$
  273. Maxine Kumin $$
  274. Natasha Lyonne $$
  275. Ruth Bader Ginsburg $$
  276. Elizabeth Taylor
  277. Muhammad Ali
  278. Ed Asner $$
  279. Harold Pinter
  280. Adam "Pacman" Jones $$
  281. Amy Winehouse
  282. Bashar Assad $$
  283. Stephen Hawking

  284. Red Menace

  285. Farrah Fawcett
  286. Ron Springs $$
  287. Muhammad Ali
  288. Stephen Hawking
  289. Ron Santo
  290. Louis Farrakhan
  291. George Steinbrenner
  292. Harold Pinter
  293. Ronnie Biggs  $$
  294. Jack Kevorkian
  295. Ariel Sharon
  296. Bo Diddley
  297. Fidel Castro
  298. Charlton Heston
  299. W. Mark Felt
  300. Peter O'Toole $$
  301. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
  302. Billy Graham
  303. Kirk Douglas
  304. King-Father Norodom Sihanouk $$

Legend:
$$
: Unique pick, worth 25-point bonus.
++: JD and wife entered only 15 picks, and each picked a person who was already dead. I got their entries right up against the deadline, so they have accepted their disadvantaged fate.
##: Replaced Steve Fossett.

Check here for the originial post.

 

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40 minutes to go

The Reds are apparently just waiting for a call from Yonder Alonso. Hold your breath.

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Jim Callis of Baseball America discusses picks, including Alonso

Jim Callis thinks Alonso will definitely sign by Friday. If he doesn't Callis says, he will lose all his leverage next year after his senior season. Another interesting nugget: If the Reds don't sign Alonso, they will get the No. 8 pick next year, but if they don't sign that pick, then they lose it. So we would then lose our leverage. Both sides need to sign by Friday's deadline. (Callis comes on around the 19-minute mark and discusses Alonso around 29-30 minutes.)

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Griffey accepts the trade

More deets here

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This game, that thread

The Reds took the lead back on a clutchtastic slap by Valentin. 8-6.

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This game, this thread

The Reds padded the lead with a flat-out triple. 5-2.

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Bereavement Pool Update: boobs pulls ahead

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The Red Reporter Bereavement Pool is more than halfway through. After a couple months of domination by Brian B's wife, it was all washed away on July 12 when Tony Snow and Bobby Murcer met their maker. The updated rankings:

1. boobs: 185 points (Bobby Murcer, Tony Snow)
2. Brian B's wife: 143 points (Charlton Heston, Robert Mondavi, Bo Diddley)
3. Red Menace: 87 points (Charlton Heston, Bo Diddley)
4. boobs' roommate: 80 points (Charlton Heston, Jesse Helms)
5. ctnyc: 69 points (Harvey Korman)
6. Madville: 61 points (Bob Howsam)
7. Alan: 46 points (Bo Diddley)
8. BLee: 41 points (Charlton Heston)
8. JD: 41 points (Charlton Heston)
8. JD's wife: 41 points (Charlton Heston)

Here are the updated rosters:

3 fast

  1. Stephen Hawking
  2. Phyllis Diller
  3. Queen Elizabeth II
  4. Mary Kate Olsen $$
  5. Keith Richards
  6. Cesar Laurean $$
  7. Nelson Mandela $$
  8. Dick Vitale $$
  9. Dick Clark
  10. Joe Paterno $$
  11. Fidel Castro
  12. Yogi Berra $$
  13. Ariel Sharon
  14. Stan Musial $$
  15. Jerry Lewis $$
  16. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  17. John Wooden
  18. Jack Kevorkian
  19. Billy Graham
  20. Estelle Getty $$

  21. Alan

  22. Dom DeLouise $$
  23. Jack Klugman
  24. Margaret Thatcher
  25. Gary Glitter $$
  26. Kenny Baker $$
  27. David Prowse $$
  28. Stephen Hawking
  29. Lester "Beetlejuice" Green $$
  30. Lou Henson $$
  31. Hamid Karzai
  32. Bo Diddley
  33. Diego Maradona $$
  34. Pervez Musharraf
  35. Roger Ebert
  36. Andy Fordham $$
  37. Harold Pinter
  38. Roh Tae-woo $$
  39. Sirajuddin Haqqani $$
  40. Howard Dill $$
  41. Edna Parker $$

  42. BLee

  43. Kirk Douglas
  44. Charlton Heston
  45. George H.W. Bush
  46. Al Davis $$
  47. Billy Graham
  48. Bilawal Bhutto Zardari $$
  49. George Steinbrenner
  50. B.B. King $$
  51. Omar bin Laden $$
  52. James Earl Jones $$
  53. Charlie Watts $$
  54. Ralph Wilson $$
  55. Jimmy Carter
  56. Amy Winehouse
  57. Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka $$
  58. Abe Vigoda
  59. Pete Doherty
  60. Paul McCartney $$
  61. Fidel Castro
  62. Eddie Van Halen $$

  63. boobs

  64. Amy Winehouse
  65. Farrah Fawcett
  66. Elizabeth Edwards
  67. Fidel Castro
  68. Tony Snow $$
  69. Tony Yayo $$
  70. Bobby Murcer $$
  71. Muhammad Ali
  72. Soupy Sales $$
  73. George Steinbrenner
  74. Prodigy from Mobb Deep $$
  75. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  76. Billy Graham
  77. Lil Wayne $$
  78. Jack Kevorkian
  79. Doyle Brunson $$
  80. Fyvush Finkel $$
  81. Sen. Robert Byrd $$
  82. Pete Doherty
  83. Bob Barker

  84. boobs' mom

  85. Barack Obama $$
  86. Dick Cheney
  87. Keith Richards
  88. Ernest Borgnine
  89. Phyllis Diller
  90. Ted Kennedy $$
  91. Jimmy Carter
  92. John Travolta $$
  93. Farrah Fawcett
  94. Elizabeth Edwards
  95. Kirk Douglas
  96. Colin Farrell $$
  97. Joan Collins $$
  98. Elizabeth Taylor
  99. Liza Minelli $$
  100. Robin Williams $$
  101. Loretta Lynn $$
  102. Brigitte Nielsen $$
  103. Connie Stevens $$
  104. John Daly $$

  105. boobs' roommate

  106. Elizabeth Edwards
  107. John Wooden
  108. W. Mark Felt
  109. Ariel Sharon
  110. Billy Graham
  111. Ralph Stanley $$
  112. Sammy Baugh $$
  113. Lee MacPhail $$
  114. Bobby Doerr $$
  115. Russell Watson $$
  116. Charlton Heston
  117. Jesse Helms
  118. Fidel Castro
  119. Karl Malden
  120. Prince Philip $$
  121. Margaret Thatcher
  122. Ali al-Sistani $$
  123. Betty Ford
  124. Stuart Scott $$
  125. Kirk Douglas

  126. Brian B

  127. Mike Tyson ## $$
  128. Ralph Houk $$
  129. Billy Graham
  130. Ed McMahon $$
  131. John Wooden
  132. Elizabeth Edwards
  133. Millvina Dean $$
  134. Kirk Douglas
  135. Elizabeth Taylor
  136. Paul Harvey
  137. Ariel Sharon
  138. Walter Cronkite
  139. Orlando Thomas $$
  140. Larry Hagman $$
  141. Andy Griffith
  142. Don Baylor $$
  143. Rowdy Roddy Piper $$
  144. Farrah Fawcett
  145. Steve Smith (former Raiders running back) $$
  146. Gary Coleman $$

  147. Brian B's wife

  148. Fidel Castro
  149. Ariel Sharon
  150. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
  151. Studs Terkel $$
  152. Jack Klugman
  153. Kirk Douglas
  154. Charlton Heston
  155. Paul Harvey
  156. Bo Diddley
  157. Olivia de Havilland $$
  158. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  159. Britney Spears ##
  160. Roger Ebert
  161. Ron Santo
  162. Miep Gies $$
  163. Hamid Karzai
  164. Amy Winehouse
  165. Karl Malden
  166. Betty Ford
  167. Robert Mondavi $$

  168. ctnyc

  169. Harvey Korman $$
  170. Karl Malden
  171. Andy Griffith
  172. Pervez Musharraf
  173. Fidel Castro
  174. John Wooden
  175. Paul Newman $$
  176. Dick Clark
  177. Robert Downey Jr. $$
  178. Jack Klugman
  179. Monte Irvin $$
  180. Robert McNamara $$
  181. Amy Winehouse
  182. Conrad Dobler $$
  183. Nancy Reagan
  184. George H.W. Bush
  185. Phyllis Diller
  186. Abe Vigoda
  187. Muhammad Ali
  188. Walter Cronkite

  189. Gray

  190. Doris Lessing $$
  191. Rick Majerus $$
  192. Pete Doherty
  193. Amy Winehouse
  194. Haley Joel Osment $$
  195. Jesse Helms
  196. Farrah Fawcett
  197. Betty Ford
  198. Fidel Castro
  199. Pervez Musharraf
  200. Jack Kevorkian
  201. Ariel Sharon
  202. Kirk Douglas
  203. Louis Farrakhan
  204. Billy Graham
  205. Kenneth Arrow $$
  206. Paul Samuelson $$
  207. Ronald Coase $$
  208. Maya Angelou $$
  209. Nadine Gordimer $$

  210. JD

  211. Muhammed Ali
  212. Elizabeth Taylor
  213. Amy Winehouse
  214. Pete Doherty
  215. Andy Dick $$
  216. Bob Barker
  217. Charlton Heston
  218. John Wooden
  219. Barbara Bush $$
  220. Kirstie Alley $$
  221. Queen Elizabeth
  222. Abe Vigoda
  223. Gerald Ford ++
  224. Fidel Castro
  225. JD Salinger $$

  226. JD's wife

  227. Britney Spears $$
  228. Lindsay Lohan $$
  229. Betty White $$
  230. Hillary Clinton $$
  231. Clint Eastwood $$
  232. Gladys Knight $$
  233. Harry Morgan $$
  234. Courtney Love
  235. Charlton Heston
  236. Dick Clark
  237. Elizabeth Taylor
  238. Amy Whinehouse
  239. Mickey Rooney $$
  240. Lady Bird Johnson ++
  241. Fidel Castro

  242. Madville

  243. Bob Howsam $$
  244. Bill Clinton $$
  245. Sally Field $$
  246. Michael Vick $$
  247. Rush Lumbaugh $$
  248. Courtney Love
  249. Wolfgang Puck $$
  250. Stephen Hawking
  251. Morgan Freeman $$
  252. George Lucas $$
  253. Hal Holbrook $$
  254. Boy George $$
  255. David Lee Roth $$
  256. Mary Tyler Moore $$
  257. Jack Nicholson $$
  258. Elton John $$
  259. Dick Cheney
  260. Josh Hamilton $$
  261. David Copperfield $$
  262. Jane Fonda $$

  263. Man Mountain

  264.  John Wooden
  265.  Ernest Borgnine
  266.  Billy Graham
  267.  Seamus Heaney $$
  268.  Nancy Reagan
  269.  Sir Bobby Robson $$
  270.  George Mitchell $$
  271.  Stephen Baldwin $$
  272.  Patricia Neal $$
  273. Maxine Kumin $$
  274. Natasha Lyonne $$
  275. Ruth Bader Ginsburg $$
  276. Elizabeth Taylor
  277. Muhammad Ali
  278. Ed Asner $$
  279. Harold Pinter
  280. Adam "Pacman" Jones $$
  281. Amy Winehouse
  282. Bashar Assad $$
  283. Stephen Hawking

  284. Red Menace

  285. Farrah Fawcett
  286. Ron Springs $$
  287. Muhammad Ali
  288. Stephen Hawking
  289. Ron Santo
  290. Louis Farrakhan
  291. George Steinbrenner
  292. Harold Pinter
  293. Ronnie Biggs  $$
  294. Jack Kevorkian
  295. Ariel Sharon
  296. Bo Diddley
  297. Fidel Castro
  298. Charlton Heston
  299. W. Mark Felt
  300. Peter O'Toole $$
  301. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
  302. Billy Graham
  303. Kirk Douglas
  304. King-Father Norodom Sihanouk $$

Legend:
$$
: Unique pick, worth 25-point bonus.
++: JD and wife entered only 15 picks, and each picked a person who was already dead. I got their entries right up against the deadline, so they have accepted their disadvantaged fate.
##: Replaced Steve Fossett.

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Reds lose out on Inoa

According to Baseball America, stud Dominican amateur Michel Inoa will sign with the Athletics for a $4.25 million signing bonus.

The Yankees initially were the leader for Inoa, reportedly agreeing to terms with Inoa's Dominican buscon on a deal with a $2.7 million bonus. However, multiple sources have indicated that Katz was then brought into the deal and raised the signing bar to a minimum of $3.5 million. The Yankees reportedly dropped out at that point in principle over having had a deal struck and then taken away.

That left the Reds, suddenly a major player in Latin America after the signing of Juan Duran this spring for $2 million, and the Rangers, who have