Born and raised near Sheboygan, WI, now living in western Lower Michigan, close enough to pick up many Brewers games over the air. Relevant anecdotes:

Once pinch-hit for Darryl Strawberry in a company-sponsored softball game, in the final inning of a tie game with the bases loaded. Took a walk-off hit-by-pitch to win the game, and the City Championship.

I was once hired by a personable megalomaniac to run his nuclear reactor operation, but resigned for the sake of my family. When I got home one day, there was a football team haplessly practicing on my lawn, with a note on the door from my now former boss:
"I know it's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Hank"