A guy's gotta make a living, right? So hats off to Michael Rushton of Sports Network for trying. He did spell everybody's name right, and classified, correctly i think, Brady Clark's career year as a pleasant surprise. The rest was made up of things like this:
Doug Davis finished with a decent record of 11-11 with a 3.84 ERA but is still unproven
Unproven? Tied with Pedro Martinez and Brett Myers for third place in strikeouts in the NL this year. finished 11th in the NL in strikeouts last year.