Has J.J. Hardy pinch-hit his way back into the lineup?
Will Ryan Howard live up to expectations at the expense of the Crew's pitching staff?
Can the Milwaukee bullpen remain one of the best (and cheapest!) in baseball?
Will the Phillies cry Wolf?
We'll find out the answers to these questions and more as the Brewers, behind Victor "Cy" Santos (1-1, 2.88), open a three-game set with the Philadelphia "Ph*&@$!" Phillies and Randy "Steppen" Wolf (1-4, 6.88).
Stay tuned for more, including several dozen additional puns on Randy "Big Bad" Wolf's name.