According to Rotoworld, the Marlins are going to release Todd Wellemeyer tomorrow. He's actually been a rather terrible pitcher, but he does have good K numbers and I wouldn't be surprised to see him end up in a Brewers uniform, or at least a Sounds one.
I know, hoo-freaking-ray, right? By the way, remember Colter Bean? He cleared waivers, and the Yankees sent him back to AAA. Because we'd rather have Joe Winkelbottom.