So yeah, Matt Wise is now on the DL. I'm skeptical of that "few days" bit too, especially once we get here:
Called up to take Wise's place is Laynce Nix. He's been hitting well since the trade; maybe he'll turn out to be more than just a throw-in. It's good to know that, if Bud Selig changes the rules of baseball and requires that each team play four centerfielders, we're set!