I'm calling it: Ben Sheets is going to throw a shutout today. What's more, the Brewers are going to score 5 runs off of Jeff Suppan. Sheets will strike out Pujols at least twice, and Prince Fielder will hit a home run.
Because FOX and MLB are fascists sometimes, the game is at 12:25, and if you want to watch it, you'll have to suffer through the babbling of national announcers who shall remain nameless. (If only they would remain voicebox-less.)
Go spoiler Brewers!