A friend of mine did some digging, and she found out the real story between our manager and his new bench coach, Ted Simmons:
Ned and Ted are the two lizard twins that enjoy dressing up and roaming the town of Klotuk City, taking what they can. These two kleptomaniacs live in a small house together amd love to play a game where they see who can rhyme the most words with each their names. Ned dresses up as a pot, and Ted dresses up as a purse. Not many people like them, because they can be very annoying.
They said it, not me.
Enemies: Konu, Blu, Jeff