I'm sure you're all very curious what became of Keith Osik, who shared Brewers catching duties with Eddie Perez in 2003. Well, he's now in his second season as head coach of the SUNY-Farmingdale Rams. In other words, he's not far from me, geographically, anyway.
If you're interested in playing baseball for Farmingdale under Coach Osik, here's the recruiting form. He's no Brooks Kieschnick, sure, but it's not every day you have an opportunity like this to work with a legend!