Tonight's game is at 6:05 ET, between luminaries Claudio Vargas and Elizardo Ramirez. I've always kinda liked the Lizard, probably because I can call him the Lizard.
Side notes: I've had to delete a few diaries in the last 24 hours. If you have a quick question, that's what all these other threads are for. You may think you're clever by figuring out a way around the 300-character minimum, but really you're just annoying the rest of us. Also, if you are a fan of another team here to trash talk us, don't bother. You'll doubtless have more fun if you just get offline and go kick your dog. Posting on this site is a privilege, not a right, and I don't hesitate to revoke that privilege.
If you can't quite wait until 6:05, the Cubs/Cards game starts at 2:55 CT. Gotta love those TV times.