My favorite part is: "Clemens' contract in Huntsville may not be as lucrative as his former Major League contracts, but it will contain many incentives. In addition to his $25 per game, he will receive meal vouchers redeemable at the concession stands for one hotdog and one soft drink each night, and a 15% employee discount at our team's souvenir store, The Backstop Shop." Well, that and the fact the new Stars GM is named Buck Rogers.