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Thursday's Plastic Cup o' Suck

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Suck suck, suckety suck sucked.  Sucks suck, sucking suck suck suck.  Suck.

The J-S makes the brilliant observation that we're more likely to win in games where our best hitter hits well.  Marty then emerses himself in that logic and rips it to little pieces.

Jim Powell interviewed Corey Hart.  Listen here.


  • John Patterson, who is rehabbing with the Rangers, experienced a setback and has no timetable for a return.
  • Barry Zito isn't hurt, but he gave up only two runs last night, which indicates that something is amiss.
  • Jack Wilson is behind schedule; he won't be back for two more weeks.
  • Yet another setback: Mark Mulder is off his latest rehab assignment.  Cardinals fans rejoice.

Roger Clemens isn't going to have anything to do with the Olympic team.  Or, stated more properly, it isn't going to have anything to do with him.  It's a shame, because according to what turns up in my inbox, there are a lot of interesting drugs to be had in China.

Matt Wise may be about to rejoin the Mets, which might mean that New York will be going with 13 pitchers.

It's a short one, but that's all I've got for today.  Enjoy!