Rumorville: Mulder, the inimitable Charlie Zink


There's a lot to like about the Charlie Zink rumor. For one...the fact that his name is Charlie Zink is awesome. The fact that Ms. Benjamin has an "in" with Charlie Zink's agent is equally awesome. That Charlie Zink is a graduate of the Savannah College of Art and Design is awesome. Plus, Amalie Benjamin is hot, which, well, is awesome.

This I vow: if we sign him, I will purchase a game-worn Charlie Zink jersey, no matter the cost.