When you make shirts that look like this, is it really a good idea to also sell easy-to-swing blunt objects? No word on if the bats come with a ReB8. A quote, though: "It's an instrument," Holman said. "To Ryan, it's not just a stick." The official website comes with this infomercial-worthy line: "Plus, it's the only bat designed by Ryan Braun so you know it was made to perform."