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Arizona Blues


(with apologies to Bruno Mars)

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Now greetings to the world by's the one called David Stearns along side Craig Counsell

Standing here in Maryvale
Slingin' deals and telling tales
Feeling like I never take a day off
Lotto picks, AFA's
That's why we playin' sunny days
Tryna scratch our way up to the playoffs

Cause my team ain't going nowhere
So I ain't got a thing to lose
Take me to a place where I don't care
This is me and my Arizona blues

I'll swing one deal for my gain
Gotta beg steal and borrow
Sent down some kids today
They might be back tomorrow
Check the waiver wire again
Transaction soon to follow
The box score for today
Picks the roster for tomorrow

Me and Craig talking tonight
Getting in a roster fight
Tryna grind out more wins than we got
Cause 68 wins
Just ain't gonna squeeze us in so
I'll be out here til the season starts

Cause my team ain't going nowhere
So I ain't got a thing to lose
Take me to a place where I don't care
This is me and my Arizona blues

I'll swing one deal for my gain
Gotta beg steal and borrow
Sent down some kids today
They might be back tomorrow
Check the waiver wire again
Transaction soon to follow
The box score for today
Picks the roster for tomorrow

[Craig Counsell:]
Here comes C.C.
I'm flying high like superman
And feeling I could run the whole league
I don't know if I'm swaggerin
Cuz this the place I won my ring
Has got me feeling like I can still play shortstop
Feeling like I woulda stand up to the umps
And stand up to da Manfred thugs because de whole a dem talk
All de talk bout new rules dey need to go back to school
I'll do what I want with my intentional walks

I'll swing one deal for my gain
Gotta beg steal and borrow
Sent down some kids today
They might be back tomorrow
Check the waiver wire again
Transaction soon to follow
The box score for today
Picks the roster for tomorrow

Yes sir, ya best believe