Alternate Reality MVBrewers

At the urging of the voices in my head, and a growing dissatisfaction with the Real MVBrewers series, vote here for your Most Valuable Brewer. This is a free-for-all; no conditions, not list to choose from - except that they had to play whatever arbitrary amount of the season that I decide. We'll start with the top, numero uno, most valuable. You can just give a name, you can include your reasoning, you can say this is dumb, whatever. I am solely responsible for counting up the avalanche of votes.

I'll keep it open until noon Friday, announce the winner, and continue the contest. Unless there is an overwhelming lack of interest. Then I'll let it die a natural death.

Have at it!